Alternative Sales Channel..

By zoro
While i was busy doing my report.. at d same time watching "Friends" on d tv.. All d sudden teringat the time wen i work d Standard Chartered.. I was working under sales @ jual kredit card.. wat we do basicli is cari as much "elligible" customers possible and sell.. our salary based on d commision so yea.. we do dis by telepon, n mostli thru roadshows.. so awulah kadang2 kraja till malam mun roadshow but dat ws a fun experience so aint complaining..

nways.. each of us ada our own cubicle wid telepon, kalau telepon bunyi we have 2 say

"Alternative Sales Channel Bunut, *include name* speaking, what can i do to help you?"

Skali atu, i tink we wer beribun d ofis.. n telepon bunyi.. skali.. i answrd d phone, atu gugup lah ktawa2 lagi tu.. n inda lagi tercakap ani wah, putus2 brabis.. nervous hantap.. skali guess whu on d other line? d big boss, Andy!! .. gila atu ia abis ku kna marahi.. ia cakap.. "is dis how u answer the phone? bla bla bla.." mati yo! tutup telepon n trus gtau my colleague wat happen :S n den inda batah atu.. ada tia c andy datang lawat ofis kami! GILA kali!! well i dun remember wat happen den, tapi i dint get in trouble plg.. mabi my boss plg kna marah kli cs inda "melatih" d workers properli hahaha.. nice~

dat ws a gr8 experience.. i miss SCB!!

 


By zoro
Today.. i had my presentation yg on d crosby beach :) it went well.. plus it was onli 5 mins, had to do last minute research plg lyk an hour bfor d presentation! my group suruh cari stuff from geological journals dat can b related to our presentation atu ia.. brabut yo.. n panik tah jdinya tym present d dpan.. sigh.. at least dats done, wohoo~

one of d presentation

dis guy here.. we calld him shayne ward guy, haha inda plg sama saja.. ada usul ckit.. cali jua tdi cs d presentation 5 mins sja & his presentation d last 1.. skali ia sambung jua babbling his summary, skali my lecturer tarus shut down his laptop n kluar d lecture room, while ia masih lagi ckp2 d dpan.. dat ws.. rather.. unusual ..

the shayne ward lukin guy..

the lecturer whu ran out of d rum..

abis class went to city kjab, sja nutin to do at hum.. bored.. ada kdai waterstone (kdai buku) baru d liverpool 1.. den we wer luking thru dis ting lah, its lyk a mini game box.. (ntah nda ku pndai explain..) nways.. it read dis..


wats d 1st ting dat pop out of ur head?.. therapist? in a box or.. the rapist in a box? :P haha..

 


Crosby beach..

By zoro
Last last thursday, 20th november, i went 2 Crosby beach, liverpool.. no, not 2 enjoy d sunset nor d sun (wat sun??) .. plus its way 2 cold kn pigi beach jua.. y did i go nways? As if i have a choice, went der for sedimentary module wer ada group work and have 2 do presentation by d end of d day.. 2moro d final presentation, still kinda bangang bnr nya, iath kn buat research apa ni :p las minute wah.. as usual..

wats so special bout Crosby beach u wonder? ..


dy'v got all dis statues (the iron man) around d beach.. it luks creepy plg.. and as if all dis man standing der middle of d beach, if air naik, mcm usulnya diorng lamas haha.. i duno cana explain.. baca bawah for futher explaination..

" The figures themselves have a sense of serenity and thoughtfulness, as they stare out to sea, all facing in the same direction and in the same pose, they appear as though they’re partaking in some sort of ancient ritual from which they cannot be distracted or shaken from. This is made all the more eerie as people have a tendency to stand beside the sculptures, looking out to sea as if expecting to discover what they’re looking for, making it impossible to tell which is which! On closer inspection the figures are vague in detail and rusty, punctured with several plug holes where iron was poured in the casting process - conjuring images from the Warner Bros ‘Matrix’ and the umbilical cord like tubes coming from Keanu Reeves (or is that just me?)"
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/liverpool/content/articles/2005/07/05/art_antony_gormley_feature.shtml)


aside from enjoying d view.. i ws measuring all dis ripples index, wavelengths, d current direction, bedforms, etc, etc..

ladder like..

wish me luck for d presentation 2moro.. till den~

tara~


 


sigh..

By zoro
sigh.. its been a while since i blog anything here.. life is a mess.. haha.. my lappy broke down, i did hantar arh dis repair guy, he sed he cud fix it for 200 bloody pounds! n he sed its not worth it so ia suruh aku bli new lappy.. sumting wrong wid d motherboard, hence no hup watsoever lagi lah.. any1 outder gt any suggestions watsoever where 2 get a gud new lappy or whther i shud bli d lappy here(UK) or minta kirimkan arah brunei? hmm.. its tings like dis yg bri malas pikirkan ni nah.. yes yes wenever tings get sucky for me, i usuali js deny it, dats how life shud b haha.. at least for me lah..

coursework and asignment lgi brtimbun.. luan relax bah msa 1st year atu, 2nd year trying 2 find d tym 2 do all dis.. trying 2 cope wid it :) yg bgusnya apanah.. im guin 2 venice, italy for christmas.. yayness~.. inda plg batah js for few days.. counting d days till den..

hmm.. apalagi ah.. i tink dats it actuali.. sigh.. i miss hum i miss u i miss brunei.. lalalala..

 


Farewell..

By zoro
Weekend.. ws not bad :) went to china town wid ka nurul trus jumpa a bunch of other bruneians yg in service.. ramai rupanya dah org brunei k liverpool dis year, its like yang baru masuk atu ramainya macam ramai d whole bruneian d liverpool last year.. hmm..
sunday.. we had a gathering @ raya @ farewell untuk c fadh tarus .. malas ckp banyak.. so js picture tarus ah..
yup.. liverpool kna conquer by guys.. i tink ders more guys den gals.. i tink..


ka nurul n famili .. c syahmi bsar dah!


me & dibah..


sambil braya sambil.. Liat do re mi.. awu do re mi yang pramlee atu..


as well as .. taking silly pics.. rifin & hazim.. no komen reli.. btw, deyr not gay watsoever ah.. actuali lagi bnyk sillier pics..but i rather not show it.. abis ku kna bom krg .. haha





Finali.. d farewell cake 4 fadh..



gudluck fadh.. bah jgn lupa kmi d sini ah.. & lakas2 tah baik kaki atu..





and lastli.. to the tuan rumah.. tank u!



 


By zoro
IM BACK!!! As in back in Liverpool~.. awu wah.. bukannya i js got back.. aku balik like 2 weeks ago dah, but ws still settling down n all.. alhamdulilah, tahun ani i manage 2 raya d Brunei.. :) but miss 1 week of class.. but i guess i dint miss much afterall.. fuh!

Nways.. life here so far so gud, im luving my new place.. we muv to tampat atas sikit frm uni, Connaught Road, inda pulang jauh gnya naik bukit saja sikit.. iatah i 1st cme here, jalan kaki 2 uni n all, i ws bringing groceries lotsa of dem.. atu ku kapus kapus naik! gila.. iatah mun d brunei biasa bkreta gnya iatah jadinya.. plus.. i gain.. hmm.. +- 7 kg.. hahaha.. parut buncit! nways too much info der..

ani d pic of our new place.. btw ours as in.. ayub, hafiz n zay (my current housemates) n yes im living wid all guys.. not complaining tho :D ..


Ani my rum...


My rum dakat dgn toilet and tangga.. dis house ada 3 tingkat plus attic lah tu..


Toilet..


The living rum.. actuali dat poster is Muhammad Ali (d boxer) our previous landlords punya.. ada lagi d date tu.. Muhamad Ali VS Sonny Liston 25th May 1965.. proud ku eh.. my b'day :D

Kitchen + laudry..


House number: Lucky no. 46..

Last but not least.. luar rumah..

Till next tym.. Ta ra people~..

 


nutin like hum..

Category: By zoro
fuh... its been like forever since i blog here.. well, wantd to blog pasal my spain trip las tym, but still finding a tym to do so. lainkli lainkli tah.. so goddamn bz since i got back.. haha.. wondering wat iv been duing lateli? just d usual stuf ku buat if m back hum.. spending tym wid my luv ones, working, commuting.. d usual.. y i say bz ws bcos d lumsum of work diorng bgi.. argh!!!

but.. but.. d best part.. my supervisor @ peter henneberg.. luk like sean connery!!! banar!!! hotness.. haha.. tua pulang.. but so wat.. lainkli tah ku tapuk2 ambil gambarnya n post it here, so u guys out der can judge urself :D

iv been eating so much since iv gt back! gila eh~ campur prayaan lgi.. damn!! i dint realise iv stil gt it in me 2 makan dat much haha.. kinda run out of model apa kan di cakapkan.. sigh.. apa ah.. o yea, gud news for me.. probabli smpat raya d brunei! yayness~ !!

bah adang tah eh,. nda ku tau apa kn cakap lgi.. nxt tym nxt tym th smbung..

AKU INDA MAU BALIK LIVERPOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

 


nutin like hum..

By zoro
 


By zoro
Im hum!! as in brunei hum.. wont b blogging for a while, but will try.. ciow~
 


By zoro
An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea.". Churchill's response, "Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it.".

-Winston Churchill
 


Maggots?!!

By zoro
Dis morning.. my pintu kna katuk brabis basar, macam bunyi orang marah sja.. & i ws like o shoot sapa kn lgi ni pagi2 buta ani :S den i open it slowli lah 2 cek sapa.. den tau2 dis usual cleaning lady & she aint lukin happy.. (so not her.. cs she is like always smiley n frenli bah) .. skali apa ia cakap nah..

"u've got maggots.. clean up the place..!" (wid d muka vri marung!)

trkjut lah ku! i mean.. i noe pulang our dapur 2 can be very messy at tyms.. but maggots! never!! i dint dare jua luk at it.. i mean im kinda gali jua kan.. skali hafiz (my housemate) tgur msn telling me dat d maggots everywer arah d corridor! wat d.. ~~!!!!!

i went out.. liat.. maggots crawling everywer arah corridor 2!! ewwwwwwwwwwwwww~~ ada sum d both d jambans.. n onli a bit arah pintu dapur tu.. so i figure out bukan dari sampah dapur den.. turn out dtgnya from dis sampah d corridor.. sum1 buang d sampah and left it der expecting org buangkan.. fucking irresponsible.. malas ku cakap..

we had 2 clean d mess up jua kan.. so pikir2 lah kmi cna kan get rid of d maggots widout actuali touching dem.. in d end.. we VACCUUM dem.. it works! (btw.. mun kami vaccuum d maggots tapi ia masih hidup.. will it multiply itself dlm d vaccuum ka? :S i js hup not.. *finger cross*). Kmi buang lah d sampah in d end.. n practicali clean d corridor kn..

d weird ting ws.. even aftr kmi brsihkn everyting vaccuum apa n pretty sure not a single maggots left.. kmi pigi our rum kjab kan, den bila kluar ada lgi bah dis maggots (js 2 3 ekong ja.. but still)! &@%$!!! kmi bgi detergent powder 2.. den figure out mbi bgi garam better so we did.. & masih lagi ada!!! arggggggggghhhhhh!!

last last.. we cek d internet.. turn out msti cri d source of dis maggots or else itl still multiply itself.. we did try spray pakai insecticides, dui malai macam nada effect langsung kabal! den dey sed dat it wont work wid salt n bleach (we noe dat now!!) sed dat d onli way wud b.. pkai boiling water.. but but.. our place ni carpet kan.. mun kmi siram pkai boiling water, wat if d water jus got trap der, itl jus mek it worse.. (maggots luv all dis moistur place).. skali apa nah.. aku pakai heater ku :D & it works!!!!

fuh..


 


Category: , By zoro
finali.. i turn 20.. 2 dos whu had greeted me.. tank u, i reli appreciate it.. tanx :) truthfuli, ders not much celebration guin on here.. instead org d brunei pulang celebrate me famili.. me stalker.. to my famili, thank you for d cake.. & to dos al wakil yang tiupkan lilin untuk ku.. & mumy for singing bday song loudli & non stop msa ku tepon.. & to my stalker.. thank for bngun dt midnyt to sing d bday song 4 me altho bareli awake.. & d next day u lupa everyting.. (plupa bnr anak btuah ni!) & just for being u.. :) i luv u.. xoxoxo.. i bet ur so glad im 20 nw arent u :P

Today aku pigi city.. SHOPPING~~~ last ku shopping ni for my famili & everyone else.. banar! I had to go city jua tukar kasut.. napa nah.. aku ni beli kasut kan skali d orang kraja sana arab ni.. malas ku cakap lah.. arab tah jua banar.. nways msa ku balik rumah baru ku sadar dat kasut yang ku beli atu both left side ni wah, satu size 5 satu size 4.. slahau banar!!

nways msa ku k city tdi.. today bank holiday kn n i totali lupa bout it.. panuh city! & ada all dis street performances.. macam banyak lah everywer around d city.. turn out rupanya its dis "STreet Performance Festival" cos celebrate Liverpool City of culture.. siok siok..

Ani sum of d stuff yang ku manage 2 gambar.. actuali banyak gnya inda lawa d quality luan brsasak bah ramai orang..








Dis are d videos of d street dances lah.. cool cool brabis! ok fine.. d video bawah mcm pigi arah strip tease sja.. :P


dis video bawah.. darth vader vs yoda.. i miss d 1st half.. all dos heads blocking.. but cali lah.. gnya trbalik inda ku pandai cna kn pusing..



d guy in d white tux mcm gay usulnya tu luk familiar.. skali rupanya d guy yang ajar kmi street dance atu! yea i join street dance & hip hop class sja2, 3 pounds per session every week.. worth it tho :D n turn out msa d end of d performances ada all dis people kluar, dos whu are involve in it.. n all of dem yang in my class atu.. n no.. i dun tink i can dance like dem walaupun ku ikut smpai 3 tahun!




 


wedding.. debit card.. spain..

Category: By zoro
At d moment m just plain .. bored.. sigh, kinda iski liat diorang zay and ayub n d rest balik dis weekend, while im gona b stuck here in liverpool for another 3 weeks.. den 2 weeks in spain.. mind u.. no, m not having a vacation watsoever d Spain, im guing der for sum mapping training course, for my geology course.. ahh sound fun? nope!

apa nah d tutor suruh buat bfor k spain.. "stay fit!" he mention sumting bout walking like.. 10 km max 12 km! naik bukit.. steep bukit.. damn.. plus its summer.. @ panas :S sigh.. mls ku ckp lgi.. js gona mek me more depress, well d bright side im guin spain! *bored luk* ..

i noe i noe.. i shud b glad hving all dis experience bla bla bla.. gnya kn aku mau pigi my uncle wedding bh.. i nvr expect him 2 kawin (haha sori uncu :P banar kali ah!) n hav been waiting for him 2 do so like .. 5 years ago! skali apa nah.. he choose 2 kawin tym ku nada.. selfish i noe.. hehe.. (abis th ku kna bom ni uleh nya)

o yea.. exam ku abis dah! yayness~ mudahan tah ku pass smua amin.. i reli dun wana resit eh gila.. my result msa 1st semester pun cukup makan sja.. next year tah ku banar banari.. banar.. nways, ryt after ku abis tu, i went 2 city kajab wid dibah.. iv gt d habit.. actuali malas bh banarnya, so i always bawa just my library (student id) and my debit card.. whu needs cash wen uv gt debit card kan? iath bh.. so i put it dlm poket jean ku, mls ku kn bwallet tu bah, bulky so js dis 2 card sja lah.. i noe careless plg.. wat if patah dua or hilang.. u gt it right! hilang!!! sigh.. so i call hsbc trus n block it lah, baik jua nada org pakai or sumting like dat fuh.. so i hv 2 tngu 5 working days for my new debit card!.. now im cashless n cardless... hahaha! d best method 2 save up..

beat that people...!

 


imperfection..

Category: By zoro
"You never truly appreciate something until its gone.."


 


Al-fatihah..

Category: By zoro
On the 6th of May, I received a news from my brother.. i tot he was joking at 1st.. I was pretty much in denial when he told me that my grandma, whom i fought a whole lot but vri close with passed away.. he sed her kaki bangkak sja, n my dad trus hantar ia k hospital.. nothing serious actuali.. but inda batah atu.. diorang balik n my aunt called them n sed she passed away.. my cuzn tried to msn me in d morning (here) wanting 2 tell me my grandma wasnt feeling so well, but i ws rushing of to my exams hence did not manage 2 talk 2 her..

You will always b luv ni.. semoga rohnya dcucuri rahmat & trhimpun dlm golongan org2 yg soleh.. amin... Al-Fatihah..



if onli..
 


exam fever :S again

Category: By zoro
its exam tym again.. @ exam fever :S in my last blog .. exam fever promise myself not 2 do las minute work again.. n urgh! again knowing myself did not manage stick 2 wid it! m duin las min work again.. having 2 study everyting.. n i mean EVERYTING in less den a week.. :S drivin me up d wall.. probabli d adrenaline rush atu kli dat keep me guin.. im sure im not d onli 1 yg suka buat las minute work.. yea tot so.. my timetable gila.. 4 essay based qst in a row!!!!! mgusut!!!!!

6/5/08 - Introduction to fossils
7/5/08 - Metamorphic Geology
8/5/08 - Magmas & volcanoes
9/5/08 - Dynamic landscape
12/5/08 - Introduction to structural geology
13/5/08 - Introduction to field geology
15/5/08 - Special topics in geology
16/5/08 - Metamorphic Geology (practical)

havent eating properli dis week.. sumhw js hilang selera makan, js had 1 meal per day @ either lunch OR dinner.. a2 pun makan for d sake of eating, takut timbul gastrik.. evn lose couple of kilos js within dis week.. mabi d hip hop n street dance class contribute 2 d weight lost as well haha.. awu been taking hip hop n street dance :D d best method 2 release stress actuali.. belief me!

n aku baru sadar panya tea can keep u awake.. its not as strong as coffee plg, but at least inda bagi u headache.. so every hour lusir k dapur buat teh.. lipton :D had 2 ask my mum 2 sent dem all d way frm brunei.. iv tried d tea here tpi inda nyaman, english tea urgh.. :S dat rmind me im almost out of it dah.. damn..

 


Germany.. the sequel..

Category: By zoro
after i tink sbulan brutah kan sambung update sal d germany, hahaha ktingalan.. actuali nya kn aku lupa dah wat happen, so js gona cek my cuzn blog n curi d stuf from her.. sori 3! :P nways..

DAY 2:

pagi2 buta.. kdengaran bunyi lagur2 d luar atu.. & briuh2 bunyinya.. for a second i tot i was back d brunei, mcm bunyi my mum briuh sja.. den i js rmmber im in germany! so apalagi.. pigi dapur.. n saw.. my grandma! buat rinjis~

so apalagi ambil ksmpatan blajar buat rinjis.. :)

step 1:
tadaa~

den we went 2 1 of d biggest kadai in d world.. um.. ka ne.. sumting, lupa ku namanya, didnt do much cs d tings bloody pricey.. but we did manage 2 mek a fool of ourself tho twice!

yes.. dis is wat happen wen 2 silly people try 2 pass time.. dy do silly stuff!!

"pu3.. do u tink we'l fit arh d bonet??" .. guess wat.. awu!!~~

Next venue.. berlin wall!! um.. dis is kinda embarassing 2 tell.. but um.. mula2 kn.. i tot berlin wall ni basar wah & like huge & tinggi.. turn out.. mcm pagar blakang rmh ku.. ceh! dats wat i call.. overrated people..
never tot graffiti wud b.. um.. encourage?

my not so much of an artwork..

activity malam... myucuk satay & mganyam ktupat!!

batah2 ku hidup d brunei bah.. inda ku pernah myucuk fresh satay ani.. udah ku d germany plg ani wah! achievement yo~ tapi pastu bgaru tangan :S

inda pedah2 brtanduk nini olehmu pu3... (btw.. we r so dead if ia nampak kmi post pic nya :P)

-end of day2-
(btw.. people.. bear wid me cs i hav list of 5 more days.. wahahaha)

DAY 3

Ani aku inda brapa ingat bhapa kmi.. tpi i js rmmber mkn ramai2 arah nini.. nyam~ plus karoakeing..

style baru myalai satay.. pakai elektrik & dlm rumah..

mcm bnr kmi ah.. haha padahal kmi tukang mkn ja abis hangus yg bkas kmi salai ah.. :P dis is d real chef.. marissa...


d menu..

d singer..

-end of day 3-

DAY 4

We went to San, Souci.. use 2 b a palace i guess.. very beautiful place.. quite far (2hrs ride by car) but worth it..

ooo~ dis guy actuali gantung d tambak untuk buat burger atu arah badannya.. baik nda barat & panas 2 ah?


d Chinesisches Haus.. dis house is wer d king had tea wid their guests..

dis is y u shudnt feed ducks arah park.. dy follow u!! dis 2 ducks actuali ikut werever we go.. den wen dy realise dey wer jauh brabis from d pond (or lake) barutah diorng terabang..

-end of day 4-

DAY 5

No more nini 2 pamper us.. as diorang pigi Cairo for kraja ting.. so apa lagi pksa blajar naik train.. tank gudness for marissa.. germany so truk if u dun hav sum1 yg pndai ckp german.. d people here..even d guys arah information .. or any1 else bareli speaks english!! its difficult!

ani we went 2 Auschwitz Concentration Camp.. Dis is where almost 3 million people died.. mostli jews, (Most of the dead were killed in
gas chamber, other deaths were caused by systematic starvation, forced labor, lack of disease control, individual executions, and so-called medical experiments - wikipedia :P).

msa i 1st enter dis place.. it js gives u dis.. eerie feeling, like u can feel myucuk2 ur neck, kambang bulu.. evn d air around d place is different.. u dun wana go 2 dis place tym mlm2.. evn kmi yg pigi msa tghari atu pun sdh brijab, but dat tym it ws raining n kinda mndung, mbi dat y jua.. it even smell different.. mcm .. ntah ah..

btw.. i apologize earlier for posting dis stuff.. it mke u realise dy r existence of such cruelty in dis world..


This r d entrance 2 d prisoners camp..


one of the cell.. ani tmpat yg bagi ku kambang bulu abis :S

Lavatories

Prisoners were only allowed to use the WC's and urine in the mornings & evenings after roll call, occasionally, also the midday break. Wenever, they wud have onli few minutes. Sick, weakened or older inmates who might hav fallen down in the rush, were trampled on by others and remained on the floor covered in increments. Anytime, anywhere - including in the lavatories the SS staged regular acts of torment. Prisoners who were _ to work, had to stand, without moving a muscle, all day long to this unaired space. Some inmates have actuali been drown by SS men in the water closets.
Bathrooms..

This is where, in the mornings, prisoners had to wash themselves. At certain times, up to 400 men would be squeezed into a barrack like this one. They had onli 30 min for waking up, rations being handed out, washing, then on to roll call. Consequentli, 8 to 10 people wud b standing at dis 2 basins with onli cold water springing - like a fountain - from d middle. The washrums wer also yet another site of terror. SS guard are known to hav drowned prisoners in d basin for washing feet.


This is wer dy bakar d dead bodies..


ders more.. but i better stop here.. aku yg ijab plg..

mlm.. we went 2 checkpoint charlie.. ani tmpat wer boundary of east and west germany..

-end of day 5-

DAY 6

Whole day car ride dgn aunty zaitun & family plus vinnie & joe! 1st kmi pigi Dresden.. ani tmpat.. um apa ah.. i tink use 2 b city german.. d place nice~

ani tmpat buat pickle@jruk timun.. lupa ku namanya.. nyaman!

& lastli.. tropical islands.. (so called borneo..) it is dis huge indoor place yg js masuk sja d building.. it feels like hum.. dy have all dis swimming pools, sauna, rmh panjang! etc etc.. n u cn stay arh dis place for js 25 euro!

-end of day 6-

LAST DAY

touring round city~

The Parliament building..

The biggest see saw.. so far..

German landmark..
German public toilet..

um.. museum .. maybi?


Berlin zoo..
(sori 3.. curi dri ko.. hehe)

-the end-


 


me famili